Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Three Little Pigs (Redux)

5/'05

“sticks and stones”
the head of henry hogg was cut off
yesterday
and paraded about the town by the children.

“you’re not doing anything”
were you aware, claire, that you brought home a vagrant
today
covered in porno and pig feces?

(he’s right behind you)
“hank, did you finish cooking that god damned bacon?”
“tomorrow,
honey. i’m going to the fair today!”

“gather the troops! the war’s on!”
got covered in pork chops one time
last year.
Some of my buddies decided to pull a slow one on me.

“huff n’ puff”
found him in the back of a piggly wiggly
just now.
touching himself and huffing lighter fluid.
he said he was the wolf.

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